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Dusting the Antlers Off
I don’t know at what point “running away with the division” becomes an acceptable phrase, so I’m just going to designate right now as that time, if nobody objects. (If you do object, feel free to file...
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In Which I Break Out My Train Wreck Photo
I feel like my blog posts have just become a glorified forum to project the current magic number in big, flashing letters. Yes, I just took five minutes to make that GIF. You’re welcome, guys....
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A Totally Theoretical Cliff Lee
(First a PSA: If you so happen to write a blog or just be in possession of a computer – which I assume you are, if you’re reading this and you’re not an alien reading it on a cool, futuristic bot...
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Just 3.
This post was all ready to go with the number 4, but then I went to eat dinner – it was pasta and yes, it was delicious, thanks for asking – and when I came back, the magic number was 3. Which was an...
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A Consolatory Beanie and Some Conspiracy Theories
Hello, people, and apologies for my absence! I’ve had a bit of a crazy few days/been quietly enjoying the fact that we have meaningless September baseball/Green Day has a new album out and so there’s...
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The Non-Literal Stars Aligning
Happy October! I was ridiculously happy for it to be October, until I checked the weather this morning and… the rest is history. We’re having a (semi)serious heat wave in the Bay Area and Diamond...
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Baseball Teams Do Not Care About Their Fans.
Baseball teams do not care about their fans. I came to this realization today. And I don’t say this for the reasons you think – it’s not the jawdropping prices on tickets and water (HUMAN NECESSITY,...
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Ladies and Gentleman, Opening Day.
Ladies and gentlemen, Opening Day: (Via @CarmenKiew on Twitter.) It wasn’t exactly the Opening Day we were all hoping for, but it was OPENING DAY so that pretty much made up for it, at least to me....
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The Completely True and Previously Untold Story of Matt Kemp
Matt Kemp doesn’t like people to know this, but he was a total hippie, man. He was actually there during the Summer of Love in 1967. Pictures or it didn’t happen? It happened. He even starred in a...
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Hibernation and Things
So as you guys know, I generally hibernate in the winter, but this year it’s stretched all the way into – er, is it June already? Apparently so. I haven’t been blogging, but I have been writing...
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